I DON’T UNDERSTAND SUPER CLEAN BARE ROOMS!!
Like I cleaned my room yesterday and it still looks like a mess! I have fucking raccoon and didgeridoo laying around! A Hawaiian shirt hanging on my vacuum, a trash bin of un-matched socks and my bra!!
posters of men in kilts on my walls. I HAVE A COLONEL SANDERS STATUE FOR CHRIST SAKE!!
My bed is a constant mess, my stuffed animals are just chillin out everywhere..
A coat rack with only one actual coat! A FUCKING JINGGLEY BELLY DANCER BELTS, AND SCARF, AND A TIE DYED VEST AND SOME SPARKLEY SWIRLY DOO ARE HANGING ON IT!! All my other coats are in a pile under the covers infrotn of my closet!
HOW CAN PEOPLE STAND NOT HAVING A BUNCH OF WEIRD COZY THINGS IN THEIR BEDROOM!? I’m the only one with a room like this?!
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”